| Quote | Movie |
| 'I've got to return some video tapes' | |
| 'Watch out for that first step, it's a doozie!' | |
| 'You talking to me?' ... 'Well i'm the only one here. Who the f**k do you think you're talking to?' | |
| 'You shoot me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologise' | |
| 'There's no 'i' in 'Team', but there is an 'i' in 'pie'... 'meat pie...' the anagram of 'meat' is 'team'...' | |
| 'That wasn't flying... that was falling with style' | |
| 'Garçon means boy..' | |
| 'I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorised cart... and I didn't even see it comin'!' | |
| | Quote | Movie |
| 'It's illegal in nine countries... yup, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.' | |
| 'A man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.' | |
| 'Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!' | |
| 'Is it secret? Is it safe?' | |
| 'The king has returned' | |
| 'If you kill him, he wins' | |
| 'Listen, you little wiseacre: I'm smart; you're dumb; I'm big, you're little; I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it.' | |
| 'Hey everybody I found one! The government actually found someone we're lookin' for! YEAH BABY YEAH!' | |
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