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Season 1 Cast Members
I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.
I’m gonna break it down dancing, I love the beats, I got my creepy patent move.
Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougers. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.
I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot.
It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.
That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it.
I feel like this job is beneath me, I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things.
Yes, I had sex, like hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody. It's natural.
My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice juiced hot tanned guy and live my life.
Guys with the blow-outs and the fake tans, and guys that wear lip-gloss and makeup, those aren't guidos, those are retards.
How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds.
Season 1 Cast Members
You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.
I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend, and I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water. Ham.
G.T.L. baby. Gym, Tanning, Laundry.
I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.
Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm gonna make you love The Situation.
I hate guys. I’m turning lesbian. I swear.
We’re beatin’-up-the-beat, that’s what we say when we’re doing our fist pump. First, we start off by banging the ground, we’re banging it as the beat builds ‘cause that
It's gorilla central out there, get the f*ck up, juice-heads everywhere!
There's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.
It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

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