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| We’re beatin’-up-the-beat, that’s what we say when we’re doing our fist pump. First, we start off by banging the ground, we’re banging it as the beat builds ‘cause that | |
| That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it. | |
| Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm gonna make you love The Situation. | |
| I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off. | |
| There's no way i'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel. | |
| It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women. | |
| You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off. | |
| I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend, and I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water. Ham. | |
| It's gorilla central out there, get the f*ck up, juice-heads everywhere! | |
| How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds. | |
| I feel like this job is beneath me, I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things. | |
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| I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot. | |
| G.T.L. baby. Gym, Tanning, Laundry. | |
| Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougers. I just have unbelievable mass appeal. | |
| It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten. | |
| I hate guys. I’m turning lesbian. I swear. | |
| My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice juiced hot tanned guy and live my life. | |
| Yes, I had sex, like hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody. It's natural. | |
| Guys with the blow-outs and the fake tans, and guys that wear lip-gloss and makeup, those aren't guidos, those are retards. | |
| I’m gonna break it down dancing, I love the beats, I got my creepy patent move. | |
| I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me. | |
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