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| I'm out there Jerry and I'm Loving every minute of it! | |
| Wake up you human slug! Wake up! | |
| And you want to be my latex Salesman | |
| Let's go watch them cut this fat bastard up | |
| I will not tolerate Infestation | |
| Because I'm out there! and if i see you out there there wont be enough voltage in this world to shock me back into coherence! | |
| It's very refreshing! | |
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| I gotta sit down! | |
| The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli | |
| Maybe he was talking to me, because he must have been talking to one of us! so who was it? Who was you talking to? it | |
| I want to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body | |
| Rusty! | |
| Mrs seinfeld, please, turn on the air conditioning! | |
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