David Brent or Michael Scott

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Can you name the Which Office manager said these quotes, David Brent (D) or Michael Scott (M)?

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QuoteDavid Brent (D) or Michael Scott (M)
We're all homos, Homo sapiens.
Okay, too many different words coming at me from too many different sentences.
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious
I haven't got a sign on the door that says 'white people only'. I don't care if you're black, brown, yellow - Orientals make very good workers.
I'd do most nationalities.
It takes a big man to admit his mistakes, and I am that big man.
Are you talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?' Raging Bull, Pacino.
This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here.
It's like, if you're cleaning a floor and you're up against it, then come to me and I'll help us clean OUR floor, together....not literally.
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
QuoteDavid Brent (D) or Michael Scott (M)
Another rule of business is being able to adapt to different situations. Adapt, react, readapt, apt.
Some people are intimidated when talking to large numbers of people in an entertaining way. Not me.
Sometimes the complaints will be false
A good idea is a good idea forever
You need to play to win, but, also you need to win to play
Who says famine has to be depressing?
Cage matches? Yeah, they work. How could they not work? If they didn't work, everybody would still be in the cage.
When people say to me: would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss? My answer's always the same, to me, they're not mutually exclusive.
Naming no names, but women. Are. Dirty.
Not only did they undermine you in an authoritative sense, but they left an image in my mind of you naked on all fours literally being done doggy style.

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