| Quote | Movie | Speaker |
| If he's Q, does that make you R?? | |
| I've smelt that after-shave before, and both times I smelled a rat.? | |
| I'll buy you a delicatessen — in stainless steel!? | |
| You carry a 00 number, it means you have license to kill, not get killed!? | |
| Skewered. One sympathizes.? | |
| I suppose Mr. Bond has been explaining to you his 'Big Bang' theory.? | |
| I've never killed a midget before, but there can always be a first time.? | |
| Choose your next wittism wisely, Mr. Bond, it may be your last.? | |
| This never happened to the other fellow.? | |
| Can I offer an opinion? I really think you people should find a better place to meet.? | |
| 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!? | |
| | Quote | Movie | Speaker |
| Compliments of Sharky!? | |
| How about, 'I'll be right back?'? | |
| A secret agent? On whose side?? | |
| Bond is alive. Kill Bond...NOW!? | |
| He just dropped in for a quick bite.? | |
| He got the boot.? | |
| Red wine with fish...Well that should have told me something.? | |
| I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.? | |
| Well just don't stand there Tibit, unpack my clothes.? | |
| Walther PPK, 7.65 millimetre. Only three men I know use such a gun. I believe I've killed two of them.? | |
| What I did tonight was for King and country! You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?? | |
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