| Quote | Movie | Year |
| You don't want girls to think you suck dick at f***ing pussy. | |
| No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any f***ing Merlot! | |
| Things are f***ed up at the North Pole. Mrs Claus caught me f***ing her sister, now I’m out on my ass. | |
| You got some f***in' neck. Retired? F*** off, you're revolting. Your f***in' suntan, you're like leather. Like a leather man. You could make a f***in' suitcase. | |
| Shut your f***ing face uncle f***a, you're a boner biting bastard uncle f***a, you're an uncle f***a yes it's true, nobody f***s uncles just like you. | |
| Man, if my f***in' ex-wife asked me to take care of her f***in' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go f*** herself. | |
| Gimme the f***ing keys you f***ing c***sucka muthaf***a aaaaargh! | |
| Peek-a-boo, you f***s, you! | |
| | Quote | Movie | Year |
| This job would be great if it wasn't for the f***ing customers | |
| Any of you f***ing pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf***ing last one of ya! | |
| F*** you! F*** You! I'm f***ing dying here man! I'M F***ING DYING!! | |
| You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f***ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? | |
| Yippee Ki Yay Muthaf***er! | |
| And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f***ing nowhere with f***ing keys to a f***ing car that isn't f***ing there. | |
| Who said that? Who the f*** said that? Who’s the slimy little communist s**t, twinkle-toed c***sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? | |
| Your mother sucks big f***in’ elephant dicks, you got that? | |
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