| Quote | Missing Word(s) |
| 'It's got the body of a _____, and the mind of a _____.' | |
| 'Yes Dougal, but you're different from most people. All that happened to you was that _____ kept sticking to you.' | |
| 'As for this.. cabbage! The mere idea of letting him back into the real world after the _____ Incident..' | |
| 'What have you got planned?' 'I shouldn't say - that'd be giving you an advantage.' '_____ _____?' | |
| 'NUNS! _____! _____!' | |
| 'Imagine, Ted! A ____ _____! It should have been Jack!' | |
| 'No thanks, Mrs Doyle.' 'Are you sure, Father? There's ____ in it!' | |
| 'Don't drink that, Father, it's - ' 'Feckin' _____!' | |
| 'Now Jack, today we're going to have a few _____ lessons.' | |
| 'Who do you prefer? ____ or _____?' | |
| 'Where are you going with your _____ blowing in the wind?' | |
| 'Rats! Hairy _____ bastards!' | |
| 'You really should get a haircut. You don't want to go too far down that _____ _____ road.' | |
| | Quote | Missing Word(s) |
| 'The Pope closed down a lot of the factories makin' the potatoes and turned them into _____ _____ ______.' | |
| 'Chair! Curtains! Floor! _____!' | |
| 'While you were out, I got the keys to your car and drove it into a ____ ______, and if you don't like it, tough!' | |
| 'Funny isn't it, Ted, Our Lady appearing on a ____ _____ like that.' | |
| 'Maybe he's agorophobic.' 'Jack scared of _____? I don't think so, Ted.' | |
| 'As if magic, I can create a big crowd of _____ _____.' | |
| 'I'm havin' to ____ meself off 'round the clock 'cause I can't get any proper sex with girls!' | |
| 'Now Father, this chart was given to me by Slovakia's premier lens manufacturers, _____ Industries.' | |
| 'I've just been speaking to Father Ned Fitzmorris. He tripped on a paving stone and one of his _____ fell off.' | |
| 'Ah, the _____ awakes!' | |
| 'They lie in wait like _____! The smell of blood in their ______!' | |
| 'Imagine blowing your head off with a _____. How'd he manage to survive that?' | |
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