| Quote | Missing Words |
| 'Yes mothers, new improved Whizzo butter containing 10% more less is absolutely indistinguishable from a _____ _____.' | |
| 'It is my belief that these ____ are labouring under the misapprehension that they're _____.' | |
| 'If I were not in the CID, a ____-_____ me!' | |
| 'I hear the _____ are doing well this year... and so are the mangoes.' | |
| '_____? Blimey - what ever did I give the wife?' | |
| 'First, there is the _____ _____. This is extremely nasty, but we can't prosecute you for that.' | |
| 'With what sport is Wimbledon commonly associated?' '_____!' | |
| 'Oh no, you have to say _____ _____ to Mr Lambert because if you say 'mattress', he puts a bag over his head.' | |
| 'On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have _____ _____ for tea.' | |
| 'Ron, now let's just get this quite clear - you're intending to jump across the _____ _____?' | |
| 'Well Brian... I'm opening a _____!' | |
| 'Lucky Mr Johnson pointed that out, eh? You wouldn't have had much fun in _____, would you?' | |
| '_____ _____ - sixteen stone of pure man.' | |
| 'Why didn't you call for the police?' 'Well, I did notice that the lad with the ______ _____ was the Chief Constable for the area.' | |
| '...fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and ____ _____ _____.' | |
| 'Tonight on 'It's the Mind' we examine the phenomenon of ____ ____...' | |
| 'Right, who's got a boil on his _____?' | |
| 'Use your own, you great poovy _-_____!' | |
| 'It wasn't on the form - they found it wasn't good for business. Anyway, we've got three hundredweight of _____ in the van.' | |
| 'Very well then, Mrs Scum, you have won tonight's star prize, the ____ _____ _____ _____!' | |
| 'I was tryin' to do me butch voice, you know, '____ ____ _____ _____ _____', and they loved it, you know!' | |
| 'My name is spelt Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced '______ ______'.' | |
| | Quote | Missing Words |
| 'Why should I be tarred with the epithet 'loony' merely because I have a ____ _____?' | |
| 'Here you introduced your first campaign, 'Conquistador coffee brings a new meaning to the word _____.'' | |
| 'My _____ is full of _____.' | |
| 'Well... he said the bloody _____ __ ____ was 1713!' | |
| 'Don't call me _____ in court!' | |
| 'Hello, I'm your new vicar. Could I interest you in _____ _______?' | |
| 'Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of _____ _____!' | |
| 'Well I want you to give me a ____, and then I go away and give it to the _____!' | |
| 'My name is Mr ____-____-_____.' 'Well you'd better cut down a bit, then! | |
| 'May I take this opportunity of emphasising that there is no _____ in the British Navy.' | |
| 'And pray, what is the most popular cheese 'round these parts?' '_____, sir.' | |
| 'P-I-T-H-E-R, as in ______.' | |
| 'My first is in Glasgow but not in Spain, my second is in steamer but not in train, my whole is in the _____ ______ on the plane.' | |
| 'I'll make them sit up and take notice! ______'s disease! Discovered by E Henry _____, MD!' | |
| '...the winner was undoubtedly from Mrs No-Supper-For-You from Norwood in Lancashire... _____ _____ _____ _____!' | |
| 'These IQ tests were thought to contain an unfair cultural bias against the _____.' | |
| 'No, there is no such thing as a ____ bank.' | |
| 'I've been looking it up in my bath. _____ _____ died in 1717 - it's now 1783! Answer me that! | |
| 'My heart aches and a drowsy numbness pains/My senses, as though an _____ I'd seen...' | |
| 'First they drop _____ instead of decent bombs...' | |
| 'Morning Mrs _____.' 'Morning Mrs Non-_____.' | |
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