| Famous Quote | Character | Actor |
|---|
| 'This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker!' | |
| 'My brain hurts!' | |
| 'I want to be on television!' | |
| 'I won't ruin your sketch - for a pound.' | |
| 'You are charged with two counts of heresy: heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed - THREE counts of heresy...' | |
| (No dialogue, but a disappointed gaze and a thump.) | |
| 'I have a silly walk, and I'd like to obtain a government grant to help me develop it.' | |
| 'I heard that, I heard that, I'm going to stop this sketch now, and if there's any more of this, I'm going to stop the whole programme.' | |
| | Famous Quote | Character | Actor |
|---|
| 'Piece? I like a piece - know what I mean?' | |
| 'Doo doo de doo doo...' | |
| 'The only difficult bit for Ron is getting out of the Earth's atmosphere. Once he's in orbit he'll be able to run straight to Mercury. ' | |
| 'I clean out public lavatories!' | |
| 'It's a fair... cop, I done it all... right no... doubt about... that!' | |
| 'Oh, oh, 'courtesan', oh aren't we grand. Harlot's not good enough for us eh? Paramour, concubine, fille de joie. That's what we're not!' | |
| 'Curse you, Inspector Dim, you are too clever for us naughty people.' | |
| 'Dinsdale!' | |
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