| Quote | Movie | Year |
| We're gunna be doing one thing and one thing only, killin Nazis | |
| Is it the scars? Wanna know how i got them? | |
| Where'd you get those clothes the toilet store? | |
| When the president does it it's not illegal | |
| One does not simply walk into mordor | |
| I don't want to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me | |
| P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney | |
| I assume you all have guns and crack | |
| What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? | |
| The 4 main food groups candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup | |
| | Quote | Movie | Year |
| This suit is NOT black | |
| Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever | |
| That's enough for provinces but not for Rome. | |
| Hit me! Its not blackjack. | |
| No why would he bare arms? | |
| I'm not entirely sure that I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk | |
| Music? Uh, music. I haven't heard any music. Uh-oh, you know what? Miss Lemmons must be on crack, right, kids? | |
| I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been filled | |
| You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman, you know. | |
| Can two men reproduce? No but God knows we keep trying | |
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