| Starter | Finisher |
| I read the news | |
| About a lucky man who | |
| And though the news | |
| Well I just | |
| I saw the | |
| He blew his mind out | |
| He didn't notice that the | |
| A crowd of people | |
| They'd seen his | |
| Nobody was really sure | |
| I saw a film | |
| The English Army | |
| A crowd of people | |
| But I just | |
| Having read | |
| I'd love to | |
| Woke up | |
| | Starter | Finisher |
| Dragged a comb across | |
| Found my way downstairs | |
| Looking up | |
| Found my coat and | |
| Made the bus | |
| Found my way upstairs | |
| Somebody spoke and | |
| Aaaaaaaaahhh ah ah | |
| I read the news | |
| Four thousand holes in | |
| And though the holes | |
| They had to | |
| Now they know how many holes | |
| To fill the | |
| I'd love | |
| Turn | |
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