| Clue | Character | Last Name |
| Ray's only sibling. He's a policeman for NYPD. | |
| Wife of Ray. Stay at Home mom. Is often called: 'The yeller of the family' | |
| Rays parents' 'dearest friends' | |
| Twin sons of Ray and Debra | |
| Ray and Robert's meddling mom. Loves to cook and clean. | |
| main character of show. name in title. sports writer. | |
| Daughter of Ray and Debra | |
| Second wife of Robert. | |
| Ray and Robert's obnoxious father. He fought in the Korean War. Always speaks his mind | |
| Amy's kind and caring parent. Very religous Christians. | |
| Debra's globetrotting parents. | |
| Ray's 'Archnemesis'. Beat Ray up over cookies. | |