| Quote | Character |
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| Uh, there's a half-dead-fat-man eating a dead-fat-man...am I the only one who realized? Oh, okay... | |
| (Lawyer): Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you (speaker 2) Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump? . | |
| Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in | |
| See?! This is why I don't like shopping! I have no butt! I'm MINUS A BUTT!! | |
| LET'S GET IT ON!!! | |
| I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. I don't get it. Well, I could ride it to the store, I guess. | |
| Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY! | |
| Do these huggies make my ass look big? | |
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| I've got an idea-an idea thats so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I am talking about. | |
| Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah...lois this isn't my batman glass | |
| Im not going to call an ambulence this time because if i do you won't learn anything | |
| Diane, I'm standing outside the Park Barrington Hotel because they don't allow Asians inside | |
| Okay everybody, for my next miracle, I'm going to turn water...into funk! | |
| We met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy and funny stories. | |
| ... because if we never teach our kids to read, how will they ever know what's on TV? | |
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