| Facebook Status | Name | Profession |
| can I haz Europe? lol... | |
| is sad (again). It's as if a raven hangs over me :( | |
| ?esop ot tnaw enoynA .thginot tniap ot gnioG .loof ,siht daer t'nac uoy eheh | |
| pretty finches are pretty :) | |
| is soooo hungry... jk | |
| It is the best of times, it is the boringest of times. Writer's block. | |
| is smokin' cigars and enjoying Havana! | |
| Me=mc to the power of awesome! lol | |
| they'll never find me here in my bunker. oh, wait. | |
| You have a problem. Did your mom... | |
| Nazis, a depression, and polio! Oh my! | |
| has a dream... | |