| Line | Movie |
| 'Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'.' | |
| 'Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.' | |
| 'My 'fy-ance' left me.' | |
| 'Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment. You see, in the mart of competitive commerce...' | |
| 'Put up a note? 'Highly classified **** found: Raw intelligence ****, CIA ****?' Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA ****? I don't think so!' | |
| 'You don't often see a Mexican in a suit.' | |
| 'Honey! Where's my honey?' | |
| 'Is there a point... or are you just brushin' up on your small talk?' | |
| 'Finally there would be a thingamajig that would bring everyone together, even if it kept them apart spatially.' | |
| 'He told them to look not at the facts, but at the meaning of the facts. Then he said the facts had no meaning.' | |
| 'He was alive when I buried him.' | |
| 'I think, really, the Jolly Roger is the appropriate course of action.' | |