Whose Chicken Crossed the Road?

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No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level...
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting...
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road has been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road..
Did I miss one?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
To steal the job of a decent, hard-working American.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now against it....
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. Not by anyone. No sir. not by anyone...
To die in the rain. Alone.
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It was an historic inevitability.
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support..
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
I have just witnessed eChicken2004, which will not only cross roads, but will file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. And... Internet Explorer is an integral par
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
I did not cross the road with THAT little chicken. What is your definition of 'chicken'?
What chicken?
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together. In peace.
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us....

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Created Dec 28, 2010ReportNominate
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