Whose Chicken Crossed the Road?

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To die in the rain. Alone.
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together. In peace.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. Not by anyone. No sir. not by anyone...
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
I did not cross the road with THAT little chicken. What is your definition of 'chicken'?
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
To steal the job of a decent, hard-working American.
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now against it....
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
What chicken?
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It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level...
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support..
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us....
It was an historic inevitability.
Did I miss one?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road has been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road..
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting...
I have just witnessed eChicken2004, which will not only cross roads, but will file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. And... Internet Explorer is an integral par

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Created Dec 28, 2010ReportNominate
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