| Old English Lyrics | Song Title |
| Fornicate the authorities | |
| She heralds from a small village, and she has found herself to be quite lonesome. | |
| Among the 99 conundrum which occupy my time, a female dog is not one. | |
| They attempt to force me into rehabilitation, quoteth I “Nay, nay, nay.” | |
| They observe me enjoying my automobile, they are prejudiced. | |
| I would not say she is mining for precious metals, but she is not associating herself with a man of lower financial status. | |
| On the day prior to this, all of my qualms seemed very distant. | |
| I find that your admiration has excited my mind to a euphoric state frequently associated with illicit substances. | |
| I am to make provocativeness return. | |
| Mother, it was not my intention to make your eyes perspire. On occasions like such, I wish my conception never transpired. | |
| | Old English Lyrics | Song Title |
| Here are the numerals by which you may contact me. Call me perchance? | |
| I embraced a female, and I found the experience to be pleasurable. | |
| Do you find yourself desiring that your confidante had sexual appeal similar to that of my own? | |
| And the next thing that did occur, that dame descended and descended and descended. | |
| Fling your lock hither and yon. | |
| If thou so enjoyed my company, thou should hath placed a band on this finger. | |
| If you are not getting inebriated, then I firmly request that you exit the premises. | |
| This evening, we have our youth about us. So let us set the world ablaze, possibly brighter than celestial bodies. | |
| I cannot determine what it is, although it is imperative that I have it. I can see that you are in possession of this singular entity. | |
| I find them seated in the lead position, and I find them seated in the rear position. Quickly, I must make up my mind. With whom shall I sit? | |
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