| Quote | Character | Episode |
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| 'I am obsolete. This must be what old people feel like, and Blockbuster.' | |
| 'We could have them battle one another and bet on them like gladiators.' | |
| 'There are many parts of me that know this is wrong. None of them care. And six... they just find it funny.' | |
| 'Well, I guess we can agree this carpet's done for.' | |
| 'No, no, you're very pale. White. Pinkish-white. I mean, your skin. Your skin is like a pig.' | |
| 'I'm not even real. I'm in someone else's body, and I'm afraid to give it up. I'm no better than you. I'm just a series of excuses.' | |
| 'You're a rapist scumbag just one tick short of a murderer. I've forgotten, do you take sugar with your tea?' | |
| 'When you tell me this is all a mistake and we should forget it ever happened, I'm gonna be very cool. You're going to be bothered by how cool I am.' | |
| 'Welcome to the future. Where cars fly, robots server our every whim, and genetically engineered dinosaurs rule the Earth.' | |
| 'You if you want me to learn, at some point you're going to have to trust me with important information.' | |
| 'I've been many people. I can hear them, sometimes suddenly. I'm all of them, but none of them is me.' | |
| '36 personalities. Not one of them can cook?' | |
| 'For months you shared the same room. You never slept with her. You could have, but you didn't. If that's not love - Are you gay?' | |
| 'Whiskey? Let Echo be number one.' | |
| 'If your child starts talking for the first time, you feel proud. If your dog does, you freak the hell out! Any developmental progress an active makes is dangerous to the house.' | |
| | Quote | Character | Episode |
|---|
| 'Serial killer?... Thank God!' | |
| 'I-I-I wanted you all with me - except for Paul. There's always one relative you could live without. And, frankly, I never understood what you saw in him.' | |
| 'You just woke up a lot of people, and they all think you're a bitch!' | |
| 'We're pimps and killers, but in a philanthropic way.' | |
| 'You can't be your best. Your best is past. Your past you can't even remember. You're ugly now. You're disgusting. All you can hope for now is pity.' | |
| 'You know what I like? Brown sauce. What's it made of? Science doesn't know!' | |
| 'You ever try and clean an actual slate? You always see what was on it before.' | |
| 'We're old friends from Navy. Friends from Old Navy. I worked retail, he'd come in, buy slacks.' | |
| 'Oh well, ha, Victor's loose, doesn't have GPS, and apparently he's a serial killer.' | |
| 'It's not that I don't like her. It's that sometimes I worry you do.' | |
| 'You know, this is the first time I can hit a girl without feeling bad about it.' | |
| 'Awful lot of people seem to end up dead around you. How does it make you feel? Oh right, you don't... unless we tell you how, and what, and when.' | |
| 'So you want us to keep you company? Fiddling while Rome burns. Thank you very much, I'd rather be dead.' | |
| 'Hey, I woke up in a five-star floor coffin just like you, pal.' | |
| 'You let them roam. They roam like free-range chickens. We keep ours more like veal.' | |
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