Dollhouse Quotes

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'I'm not even real. I'm in someone else's body, and I'm afraid to give it up. I'm no better than you. I'm just a series of excuses.'
'Serial killer?... Thank God!'
'You if you want me to learn, at some point you're going to have to trust me with important information.'
'Awful lot of people seem to end up dead around you. How does it make you feel? Oh right, you don't... unless we tell you how, and what, and when.'
'We're pimps and killers, but in a philanthropic way.'
'I-I-I wanted you all with me - except for Paul. There's always one relative you could live without. And, frankly, I never understood what you saw in him.'
'If your child starts talking for the first time, you feel proud. If your dog does, you freak the hell out! Any developmental progress an active makes is dangerous to the house.'
'For months you shared the same room. You never slept with her. You could have, but you didn't. If that's not love - Are you gay?'
'You know, this is the first time I can hit a girl without feeling bad about it.'
'Well, I guess we can agree this carpet's done for.'
'There are many parts of me that know this is wrong. None of them care. And six... they just find it funny.'
'So you want us to keep you company? Fiddling while Rome burns. Thank you very much, I'd rather be dead.'
'Whiskey? Let Echo be number one.'
'No, no, you're very pale. White. Pinkish-white. I mean, your skin. Your skin is like a pig.'
'You know what I like? Brown sauce. What's it made of? Science doesn't know!'
'36 personalities. Not one of them can cook?'
'You let them roam. They roam like free-range chickens. We keep ours more like veal.'
'You ever try and clean an actual slate? You always see what was on it before.'
'When you tell me this is all a mistake and we should forget it ever happened, I'm gonna be very cool. You're going to be bothered by how cool I am.'
'You just woke up a lot of people, and they all think you're a bitch!'
'You can't be your best. Your best is past. Your past you can't even remember. You're ugly now. You're disgusting. All you can hope for now is pity.'
'You're a rapist scumbag just one tick short of a murderer. I've forgotten, do you take sugar with your tea?'
'I've been many people. I can hear them, sometimes suddenly. I'm all of them, but none of them is me.'
'I am obsolete. This must be what old people feel like, and Blockbuster.'
'Oh well, ha, Victor's loose, doesn't have GPS, and apparently he's a serial killer.'
'Welcome to the future. Where cars fly, robots server our every whim, and genetically engineered dinosaurs rule the Earth.'
'We're old friends from Navy. Friends from Old Navy. I worked retail, he'd come in, buy slacks.'
'It's not that I don't like her. It's that sometimes I worry you do.'
'We could have them battle one another and bet on them like gladiators.'
'Hey, I woke up in a five-star floor coffin just like you, pal.'

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