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| Since the day they got married he'd been praying for a little baby boy | |
| Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp | |
| You better take it from me, that boy is like a disease | |
| Suppose I called you up tonight and told you that I loved you | |
| It was two weeks after the day she turned eighteen | |
| Last night I got served a little bit too much of that poison baby | |
| Mama you taught me to do the right things so now you have to let your baby fly | |
| Here's how it goes, boy meets girl, girl leaves boy | |
| Wanna find some boy, break his heart right out | |
| Little boy six years old, a little too used to being alone | |
| Should've known by the way you passed me by there was something in your eyes | |