| Description | Character |
| Only looking for a good cup of tea. | |
| Betelguesean. | |
| Two heads, president. | |
| Mathematician, astrophysicist. | |
| Depressed Robot. | |
| Designer, won an award for Norway. | |
| Triple-Breasted**** of Eroticon 6. | |
| Designed to calculate The Answer. | |
| Soulmate, appears in SLATFATF.(4) | |
| Sadistic, destroyed Earth twice. | |
| Member of the rock group Disaster Area. | |
| Ship's Computer. | |
| Immortal, insults every living being. | |
| | Description | Character |
| Mattress. | |
| Murdered in every reincarnation. | |
| Norse God. | |
| Prophet, late for the second coming. | |
| Runs an asylum on Earth. | |
| Programmers, day of the great On-turning. | |
| A reporter, ony 'half mad.' | |
| Author of several philisophical books. | |
| In his office, on an intergalactic cruise. | |
| Designer of the Ultimate Weapon. | |
| Bred to have the desire to be eaten. | |
| Lives in a small shack with his cat. | |
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