| Against the law... | State |
| To possess or display a red or black flag | |
| To keep a crocodile in a bathtub | |
| To get married as a dare | |
| To tie a giraffe to a lampost | |
| To throw a ball at someone's head for fun | |
| To fish from a camel's back | |
| To drive whilst asleep | |
| For a woman to appear in a bathing suit on any highway | |
| To drive too slowly | |
| To beat your wife more than once a month | |