| Against the law... | State |
| To fish in the Ohio river without an Indiana fishing license | |
| To murder whilst wearing a bullet-proof vest | |
| For minors to play on pinball machines | |
| To stick a penny in your ear | |
| To mail an entire building | |
| To pump your own gas | |
| To drive whilst eating a hamburger, but not a cheeseburger | |
| To hunt from the back of a moving vehicle, unless you are hunting whales | |
| To spend more than 5 minutes voting in an election | |
| To remove both hands from the handlebars when riding a bike | |