After our 100th viewing of the cinematic classic “Snakes on a Plane” a few days ago, we came to a startling revelation: It would really suck if legendary actor Samuel L. Jackson was your dad. While we certainly think he is one seriously cool dude, we decided to come up with what we think would be the biggest downsides to having such a bad-ass dad.
1) Having a pet snake would be a no-go.
2) You would probably be forced to watch all of the Star Wars Prequels.
3) You might get shot for saying “What?” one too many times.
4) Your teachers just haven’t been the same since the PTA meeting.
5) Let’s put it this way, your little sister’s first word isn’t going to be “dada”.
If you have other reasons to be glad Samuel L. Jackson is not your dad, be sure to add them in the comment section!