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Kids, we’ve reached the end of the incredible story, the story of how Ted met the mother. After 9 seasons, hundreds of MacLaren’s drinks, failed relationships, and slap bets, the mother is in sight. However, all is not lost. In a few short minutes you’ll be able to relive all the good times, and it will be like Barnabus Stinson and Robin Sparkles never left your television set. True Story!
Let’s start from the beginning, and no, we don’t mean of the story. The theme song, which is catchy, quick, and fun, has introduced the show over 200 times. Do you remember the lyrics? ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Theme Song Quiz
If you breezed through that like Marshall and “The Best Burger in New York”, you must be quite the fan. We respect that in a viewer, and Lilypad would be inclined to agree. Knowing true fans like you, we can bet old reruns won’t 100% fill that hole in your heart once the season finale hits.
The British have taught us many wonderful things over the years – how to queue, how to drink tea, and how to embrace kidney pie. Yet one of the most important things they’ve taught us might be the importance of an alien with two hearts speeding around in a blue box that’s bigger on the inside.
For those of you that don’t know, the BBC aired a show in 1963 called Doctor Who – a Sci-Fi series about an alien Time Lord named the Doctor, who travels through time and space in a ship called the TARDIS. The Doctor has the ability to regenerate or change form, a nifty trait that has allowed different actors to take on the role over the years. And with the upcoming 50th year anniversary, Doctor Who will be the longest running Sci-Fi series in history.
If you aren’t yet a Doctor Who fan, you could embark on the particularly ambitious task of marathoning all 700+ episodes, but be ready with your fishsticks and custard because you are going to be glued to the television for a solid month. To help get you started, I’ve composed a short list of frequently asked questions from both Whovians and non-Whovians alike.
The Simpsons creator Matt Groening recently confessed in an interview that the fictional town in which everyone’s favorite macaroni yellow family lived–Springfield–is actually based on Springfield, Oregon. While this may disappoint the Springfields in every other state of the Union, it can hardly come as a surprise to Oregonians. (Editors Note: Groening now says he was misquoted.) After all, Evergreen Terrace (the street on which the Simpson family lives) is the name of the street in southeast Portland on which Groening grew up, and Lovejoy, Flanders, and Quimby are only some of the Portland street names that have been applied to major characters in the Simpsons.
But for years, Groening refused to let on the Simpson’s real home, enjoying the ambiguity. Everyone could (and many did) believe that this Springfield was their Springfield. Given the nature of town life in The Simpsons, this may be something of a worrisome prospect. But maybe it isn’t just that the name “Springfield” is synonymous with eccentric citizenry and utterly incompetent local government. Maybe there’s something about how the characters from The Simpsons never try to pretend they’re better than they actually are, something about they’re being average people trying to get along in seemingly average circumstances that everyone responds to. We love the Simpsons because they are like us at our absolute worst and most ridiculous.
This affinity may lead to an almost fanatical level of devotion. In February to celebrate the show’s 500th episode, two Simpsons fans from California broke the Guinness World Record for consecutive hours spent watching television by watching every existing episode without stopping. All told, this was almost ninety strait hours of television. Pictures of Homer Simpson have been hand painted in imitation of Van Gogh’s blue backed self-portrait and Munch’s “The Scream.” when the voice actors for the Japanese series were replaced by bigger Japanese stars for the movie, fans from the country set up websites and forums to protest this alteration. With tag lines like, “Save the Simpsons!” it was clear their love of the series inspired them to attempt to maintain its integrity in the face of an attempt to boost the movie at the Japanese box office. In Europe, a German company has been battling it out for the rights to keep producing Duff. Google Translate informs me that their red backed ad reads, “How to become a legend?” which seems appropriate for such an iconic beer, if a bit over-literal in the translation.
While their guest stars have ranged from the newest celebrities on the block (here’s looking at you, Glee cast,) to legends like Patrick Stewart and Ringo Starr. Kelsey Grammar–famous predominantly for the sitcoms Cheers and Frasier–has voiced the ever-homicidal Sideshow Bob from the beginning of the series. Neil Patrick Harris had already been in an episode by the early ’90s. Stephen Hawking has played himself four times on the show, and Leonard Nimoy has appeared as himself twice. (Although his Star Trek co-star, William Shatner, is rumored to be the first star ever to turn down a guest spot…) When someone is famous enough to make it on to (or turn down) The Simpsons, they’ve truly made it.
With over 500 episode, there’s plenty to draw from to make a great quiz, and we have hundreds of them you to play: Check out the Simpsons page on Sporcle for enough Simpsons trivia to even satisfy the pope of chili town.
Season 12 of Dancing with the Stars kicks off tonight. The new lineups have been announced and the pairings are set. What would Dancing with the Stars be without a Disney actor, a reality star, an athlete or two and that guy or gal you have never heard of!
Here at Sporcle, we have a strange addiction to competitive reality shows and so we are cheering for the Karate Kid – Ralph Macchio. If he can still pull off that crane technique I think he can handle a Tango!
For those getting ready for the DWTS season, here are some celebrity quizzes that we like to think of as a primer for all you need to know about Dancing with the Stars.