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7 Comments That Prove You’re a Sporcler

Sporclers say the darndest things…

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7. ”Sporclophobia – the fear of your brain freezing when the counter hits 10 seconds remaining.”UnitedRoadRed

(From: Face Your Fears)

6. ”Sporcle: My only source for knowing when a country changes their name.”crazydiamond1to9

(From: Country Sorting Blitz)

5. ”So I was racking my brain for the last minute and a half to find which one country I was missing, only to realize that it was… China. Yeah, that happened. That’s a clear cut case of Sporclitis.” Jesuslovesya

(From: Asia by ANY 3 Letters)

4. ”Chuck Norris’s quiz on Sporcle is currently getting a rating of 8.4 Globes.” - multigerinky

(From: Complete the Chuck Norris Joke)

kyrgz3. “Kyrgyzstan may only contain 0.0804638529% of the world’s population, but it occupies 100% of my heart.” - abard124

(From: Countries With 1% or More of the World’s Population)

 

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2. ”I must say that I never have let schooling get in the way of my Sporcle addiction.”milc

(From: Famous ‘Sporcle’ Quotes)

1. ”To hell with how many times it’s been re-tweeted, whatever that means. When your selfie turns into a Sporcle quiz within an hour after it’s taken, you have arrived.”strags11

(From: Ellen’s 2014 Oscars Selfie)

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1. From: Movies: Click Before the Colon

PlatypusInPlaid: It is a universal constant that putting “Herbie” in front of any of these is hilarious. Herbie: First Blood Part II. Herbie: Vampire Hunter. Herbie: Impossible.


2. From: Anything but Europe

JoeFdSpent too long laughing at some of the wrong answers instead of clicking the right ones


3. From: Movie Title Sorting Challenge

EastlygodI rather embarrassingly clicked on Beverly Hills for critter – I am ashamed to say I remembered Chihuahua before Cop. And didn’t look at the year…


4. From: -Stan Country Borders

declan88Tempted to call this your STANdard quiz, but inSTANtly found it outSTANding. I underSTANd that these puns are not STANdup worthy, so I’ll go stand over in the diSTANce now.


5. From: Anything but Europe

mimsy137The world would be a better place if there were a country named Bananarama.

Top Comments of the Week (11/21)

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1. From: US States (Redux)

IamNotReaI: “Pfff… this’ll be easy.” *clicks on Massachoosetts first*


2. From: Sporcle Driving School

buckeye_FCGuess which answer has the LOWest percentage correct?!…I’ll just see myself out.


3. From: British vs. American Food Fight

BombaySapphireWhat kind of evil nuclear experiment caused British fish to grow fingers?


4. From: Language by Map

brockoGot a bit desperate and tried everything from Madagascan to Lemur…


5. From: Scooby-Doo Theme Song

oli_byDrat…I would’ve gotten 100% if it weren’t for those meddling kids!!

Top Comments of the Week (11/14)

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1. From: The Super Duper ’90s Slideshow

strags11: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

I think so, Brain. But what if the chicken won’t play the Sporcle quiz?


2. From: Face Your Fears

LunchMeatI tried both dinosaurs and the Bronte sisters for brontophobia.


3. From: Face Your Fears

UnitedRoadRedSporclophobia – the fear of your brain freezing when the counter hits 10 seconds remaining.


4. From: Worldwide Gun Ownership

axgtdVatican City appears among the highest halberd ownership per capita.


5. From: Criteria Characters: Breaking Bad

frey78Instead of “Breaking Bad character” the top clue should have been “Enjoys breakfast”.

Top Comments of the Week (11/07)

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1. From: Holidays by Cake

Everblue: Having cake on Pi Day is blasphemous.


2. From: Famous Foursome Safe Cracker

cambyrdI like that it makes absolutely no difference whether you use the first names or the last names for The Beatles.


3. From: Rhymes With Jump

crazydiamond1to9What if you’re getting over the mumps and you just have a single mump? What? That’s a word! Like if you have a ricket or a single rubellum!


4. From: Really Bad Analogies

syzygysbI blazed through this quiz like a mastodon swimming in the La Brea Tar Pit.


5. From: Names That Sound Familiar

sunnyskates8I kept trying to figure out who someone named Falconking would be. Apparently, Atlanta has two sports teams named after birds of prey and I need to follow sports more closely.

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1. From: Complete the Chuck Norris Joke

mutigerinky: Chuck Norris’s quiz on Sporcle is currently getting a rating of 8.4 Globes.


2. From: Most Spoken Languages in the USA

Marsupial_NinjaFor some reason I though there’d be more Klingon speakers in the US…


3. From: Songs That Get Their Facts Wrong

AzazelloWhat about “I can’t get no satisfaction”? I call BS. That dude got so much satisfaction.


4. From: British Desserts

JAMO_PeddlesI’m sad to inform that being British doesn’t guarantee getting a full score on this quiz.


5. From: America’s Favorite Sandwich Fillings

richard_trkThe fact that this list doesn’t include salami makes me weep for humanity. WEEP.

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1. From: Any Food but Vegan

Honest_John: I considered becoming a vegan, but could not bear the thought of giving up emu or dogfood.


2. From: Blitz: Does It Contain ‘P’?

performaxI’m glad ‘urinal’ wasn’t one of the choices. Not sure what the correct answer would be.


3. From: Countries Whose Capitals Contain ‘City’

armadillokingIf the country is called Vatican City, shouldn’t the capital be Vatican City City?


4. From: Animals Faster than Usain Bolt

ChileNoseJamA cat might be ABLE to run faster than Bolt, but most of the time it wouldn’t bother. Unless you put some food at the end of the track, it would still be sitting by the starting block licking itself when Bolt had finished.


5. From: 8-Letter Country Per Letter

Honest_JohnNever realised how many seven and nine letter countries there are until I did this quiz.

Top Comments of the Week (09/26)

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1. From: Double M Words

BonnieH: Good grief! All these years I thought it was cumberbund!


2. From: Are You Smarter Than a College Student? XIX

corndogIt took me a while to determine the theme, but I finally got to the bottom of it.


3. From: State Capitals You Can’t Fly To

Q_PheevrAnd then there’s Juneau, which can’t be reached by road.


4. From: Seeing Triple Again

room227I guess booze, butts and guns isn’t what you were going for, but it was the best I could do under the circumstances.


5. From: Two Countries, Same 3-Letter Ending

FaintishGotta love Sporclitis. I get Grenada but not Canada, Bahrain but not Spain, Senegal but not Portugal.

Top Comments of the Week (09/05)

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1. From: Joan Rivers Quotes

2Dfruity: “I want Meryl Streep at my funeral crying in 5 different accents”


2. From: Those Awkward Teen Years

Phil112Hugh Jackman’s awkward years were not awkward in the least.


3. From: Art or Not?

baldorrWell, that’s just like… your opinion, man.


4. From: The Great Elimination Mystery!

armadillokingWith a name like Cad Avver, he probably should have seen this coming.


5. From: Those Awkward Teen Years

roxfan9Kesha looks like Weird Al

Top Comments of the Week (08/08)

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1. From: Finish the Proverb

pianomn: Ahh, my favorite proverb: “Fine words butter no monkey.”


2. From: Summer Camp Logic Puzzle

xhockaAh summer camp, classic. how I miss conducting surgery and learning accountancy round an open fire


3. From: Upside Down US States

jjfCanadians may have an unfair advantage on this quiz.


4. From: Name that Mammal!

DefenestratorIf you look at the Mandrill wrong (as I did) it looks like a bizarre rodent with giant front teeth.


5. From: 20 Largest Fast Food Chains

pervertinasuitLos Pollos Hermanos, no?