New Badges: So Very Classy, Story Time, and Port-au-Badge

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The Very Hungry Caterpillar is finally going to get the Sporcle fame it deserves.

Crazy Eights Badge IconSo Very Classy: Front lawns keep it grassy, trumpets keep it brassy, and Sporcle keeps it so very classy. All you need to do for this one is get 5 Classic quizzes published.

TakeHomeTheGoldStory Time: Once upon a time, there was a website called Sporcle. It was so addictive that no one ever got anything done. The end. Play 20 Children’s Books quizzes for this one.

Niftier Fiftier Badge IconPort-au-Badge: Even if you’re not much of a geography buff, you can’t Hait-i this quiz. 50% or more on Country Quiz: Haiti, Departments of Haiti, and Top 15 Haitian Cities on a Map will score you this badge.

As always, check the badge page for the latest updates.

New Badges: Border Crossing, Outside the Lines, and Drama Llama

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Happy badges, sad badges, totally rad badges. 

Crazy Eights Badge IconBorder Crossing: Get ready for a little Sporcle road trip! We promise this time the driver won’t be playing quizzes. 100% on Border Chain Minefield, Border Chain Minefield II, and Border Chain Minefield III will earn you this badge.

TakeHomeTheGoldOutside the Lines: Did staying in the lines ever really matter? As long as the whole page was your favorite color, pretty much every child was happy. Play 64 Color quizzes for this one.

Niftier Fiftier Badge IconDrama Llama: You know the old song: “Happy llama, sad llama…” My, those llamas really were dramatic. 50% or more on Drama Movies by Tagline, Drama Movie Posters, and Golden Globes (Drama) will score you this big mama llama.

As always, check the badge page for the latest updates.

New Badges: Solid C Student, Cheers to 2012, and Badge of a Kind

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Average grades, group quizzes and cheers-ing 2012? These badges sound like college.

Crazy Eights Badge IconSolid C Student: Why did the solid D student drown? His grades were below C-level! C what I did there? Sorry, I’ll C myself out. Get 75% or better on 75 quizzes you’ve never played before for this badge.

TakeHomeTheGoldCheers to 2012: A year of Olympic athleticism, Obama memes, and catchy music videos–you’ll be earning this badge before you can say “Oppa Gangnam Style”. Play 100 quizzes published in 2012 to earn this one.

Niftier Fiftier Badge IconBadge of a Kind: There’s a lot to learn from thinking in groups. Like that there are four food groups and “chocolate” isn’t all of them (we’re still dubious). 100% on Famous Threesomes, Famous Foursomes, and Famous Fivesomes will score you this badge.

As always, check the badge page for the latest updates.

New Badges: Jokin’ Around, Opening Weekend, and Up Close and Personal

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Either way, the chicken never would have crossed the road if it wasn’t a Sporcle badge.

TakeHomeTheGoldJokin’ Around: Are you tired of date-specific badges? Well hi, Tired of Date-Specific Badges, I’m Sporcle. On National Tell a Joke Day (August 16th) get 50% or more Classic Clickable Jokes, Jokes in Reverse, and Bad Dad Jokes!.

Crazy Eights Badge IconOpening Weekend: Coming soon: Sporcle the Movie, starring Nic Cage as The Quizmaster and Maggie Smith as Kyrgyzstan. Rated 5 globes by critics worldwide. Play 100 Movie quizzes that you’ve never played before for this badge.

Niftier Fiftier Badge IconUp Close and Personal: Don’t let the intimacy intimidate you–this integrates great intellect and intelligence. Get 50% or more on Movie Posters Close Up, Animal by Eye Close Up, Vegetables Close Up and  Corporate Logos Close Up for this one.

As always, check the badge page for the latest updates.

New Badges: Memo to the Curator, Take Home the Gold, and Ye Olde Badge

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Would the Knights of Sporcle have a globe-shaped table?

Crazy Eights Badge IconMemo to the Curator: This badge was a narrow win against “Meme to the Curator”–a badge you get by sending dank memes to a Sporcle Curator. Maybe next time, memes. Play 5 Curator Pick quizzes in each category for this one.

TakeHomeTheGoldTake Home the Gold: Earn this badge and they’ll be calling you Sporcle Phelps! (Okay, maybe that wasn’t comedy gold, but it was at least comedy bronze). Play 100 quizzes during the Summer Olympics to earn yourself this badge.

Niftier Fiftier Badge IconYe Olde Badge: This doesn’t require knowing the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow, but that’s certainly helpful. Get 50% or more on Medieval History Match-Up, Old Professions by Description, and  Name the Nutty Knights! for this one.

As always, check the badge page for the latest updates.

New Badges: First Contact, Late Lunch, and DJ, Turn it Up!

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Badge me up, Scotty!

Crazy Eights Badge IconFirst Contact: ”Sporcle is the beginning of wisdom, not the end” -Spock-le. You’ll need 100% on Star Trek Intro, Star Trek Crew, and Star Trek Films to earn this out-of-this-world badge.

Niftier Fiftier Badge IconLate Lunch: We may call this one ‘Late Lunch’, but we know you’re going to earn it during work. You can delete your history, but you can’t lie to Sporcle. Play 15 quizzes between 1-2pm for this one.

Axis and Allies Badge IconDJ, Turn it Up!: On the website Sporcle I create and play, but I never do more than 1 Song quiz a day. 100 Song quiz plays, that’s the goal! The only way to become the Fresh Prince of Sporcle. Play 100 Song quizzes to earn this one.

As always, check the badge page for the latest updates.

New Badges: Cloud Nine, Uphill Battle, and Geology Rocks

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“These badges are sedimentary, my dear Watson!” -SherRock Holmes

Crazy Eights Badge IconCloud Nine: If Cloud 9 is “a state of perfect happiness”, is Cloud 8 “a state of general happiness but with moments where you remember your awful 7th birthday”? If so, I’m on Cloud 8. Play 25 9-minute quizzes in one day for this one.

Axis and Allies Badge IconUphill Battle:  Uphill? Some of these seem like more of a sheer, vertical rock face to us. Get 100% on Progressively Harder Movie Posters, Progressively Harder Corporate Logos, and Progressively Harder US State Outlines for this badge.

Niftier Fiftier Badge IconGeology Rocks: You may think these quizzes will be gneiss and easy, but don’t take them for granite. Some of the questions are sure to flourite over your head. Play 25 Geology quizzes for this one.

As always, check the badge page for the latest updates.

New Badges: Speedy Selection, What’s Up, Doc?, and One Small Step

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If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough.

Crazy Eights Badge IconSpeedy Selection: Nothing’s faster than the speed of light? Explain the speed of pancakes going from perfectly golden to burnt and the speed of untagging oneself from an unflattering Facebook picture. Play 200 Quick Pick quizzes for this badge.

Axis and Allies Badge IconWhat’s Up, Doc?: It’s badge season and I’m hunting badges, so be vewy, vewy quiet. 50% or better on Looney Tunes Characters, Looney Tunes in Real Life, and Looney Tunes Quotes: th-th-th-that’s all you have to do to earn this badge!

Niftier Fiftier Badge IconOne Small Step: If you think the moon landing was faked, we Apollo-gize–this badge will be one giant leap for you.  On July 20th, get 50% or better on To the Moon!, Neil Armstrong’s Moon Landing Quote, and Moon Walkers for this one.

As always, check the badge page for the latest updates.

New Badges: Game, Set, Match: Sporcle, Badge of Good Hope, and Big Gulp

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If someone commends you on your Game, Set, Match: Sporcle! badge, is it considered a backhanded compliment?

Crazy Eights Badge IconGame, Set, Match: Sporcle!: Don’t think you can ace these quizzes just because you can ace opponents on the court. It’ll be harder than that, twinkletoes. Play 40 Tennis quizzes for this badge.

Axis and Allies Badge IconBadge of Good Hope: Call it what you want; it’ll take a lot more than just some ‘good hope’ to earn this badge. 50% or better on Provinces of South Africa on a Map, Country Quiz: South Africa, and Capitals of South Africa will earn this one.

Niftier Fiftier Badge IconBig Gulp: 7-11′s largest size holds 128 ounces–nearly 380% the volume of an average adult stomach. The badge’s namesake only holds around 100%, which is the score you’ll need to get on 7-11 Countries to earn this badge on July 11th.

As always, check the badge page for the latest updates.

New Badges: When Sporcle Met Badges, Gold Standard, and Sporcle Book Club

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At Sporcle, our favorite type of clubbing is book clubbing. We’re not the best at dancing, but we’re certainly the most well-read.

Crazy Eights Badge IconWhen Sporcle Met Badges: Romance, comedy and trivia? I’ll have what she’s having! Score 50% or better on AFI Top 50 Romantic Comedies, 10-to-1: Romantic Comedies by Actress, and Romantic Comedy Movie Posters for this one.

Axis and Allies Badge IconGold Standard: You’ve seen the Millennium. You’ve seen the 10K Tycoon. You’ve even seen the Silver Platter. Well there’s a new gold standard in quiz plays, and here it is. All you have to do is play 50,000 quizzes to get it.

Niftier Fiftier Badge IconSporcle Book Club: A Sporcle book club? What a novel idea! Join and you’ll have this badge book, line and sinker. Play a quiz in the Literature category 30 days in a row to earn this badge.

As always, check the badge page for the latest updates.